Shaver #1

Truthfully, you are too clean. This is no compliment. Look at your two sentries, your wooden corner posts that reach up and up. They should drop garbage like leaves, but those bills clutch on, no scraps in sight. And this is the morning we’re talking about, the first scene after drunks pull paper down around them and toss flyers into puddles to become pulp. Your upright newspaper carts! Your volvo! Who does your sweeping?